Tuesday, January 8, 2013
Unfortunately, I was not home for the following exchange. Big Lance relayed the conversation to me:
Lance Jr: I'm a Texan.
Alex: No you're not...
Lance Jr: Yes I am!
Alex: You weren't born in Texas, never lived in Texas, or even been to Texas... you're not a Texan.
Lance Jr: But Mom was born in Texas...
Alex: Yeah, but that doesn't make you a Texan.
**Lance Jr ponders this for a few seconds**
Lance Jr: I guess I'm a Virgin then.