Kids Say The Darndest Things: Episode 11

7:49 PM


Unfortunately, I was not home for the following exchange.  Big Lance relayed the conversation to me:

Lance Jr: I'm a Texan.

Alex: No you're not...

Lance Jr: Yes I am!

Alex: You weren't born in Texas, never lived in Texas, or even been to Texas... you're not a Texan.

Lance Jr: But Mom was born in Texas...

Alex: Yeah, but that doesn't make you a Texan.

**Lance Jr ponders this for a few seconds**

Lance Jr: I guess I'm a Virgin then.

**Alex stares**

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