to explain this creature Lance found while emptying out the house during the move!
- Radiation (Its so obvious, I'm going to stick by this one).
- I haven't been home. Surely, a "potato" grows like that in only a month and a half, right??
- Lance did it. I don't know what men do when they're all alone, but look what happens when I let him run loose in the house!
- It got lonely and was trying to sprout legs and find us!
- Since it was found in the back of the snack cabinet (…) it got hungry and went on a snacking rampage.
- It missed its appointment at the salon.
- Its getting ready for the audition for the open spot on Santa's sled team.
- It realized playing on an iPhone doesn't work unless you have fingers. Angry Birds, anyone?
- Its been sippin' on Miracle Gro 'n Juice.
- P.O.T.A.T.O. phone home?
- Its gathering its compadres to start La Revolución.
- Its trying to channel its inner Lady GaGa.
What do you think?