Kids Say The Darndest Things: Episode 4

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I seriously debated whether or not to share this lovely story with the world, but for mothers of young boys, I'm sure you'll sympathize with the sheer terror that ran through my veins earlier today.  Its the price to pay for having snips, snails, and puppy dog tails in your brood.

For those without sons, you'll still love this, I promise.

I have been doing some serious clothes shopping since being back stateside since most of the stuff I packed was cold weather gear, and its pretty warm here in Virginia!  I bought tons of sundresses, so I decided to run to Wal-Mart and grab a pack of hangers or two.  Of course, having two children, I promptly put them to work and made them carry the hangers.

Lance Jr, the entire trip there, kept whining about how bad he needed to use the restroom, and I told him to just wait until we were closer to the beginning of the store where the restrooms were.

While in the middle of a large group of fellow Wal-Mart-ians, Lance bursts out "You know, since I have to pee so bad, I can just hang the hangers on my bingbing since its sticking out a lot, and I won't have to carry them anymore!"

Definitely one of those "FML" moments...

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